(Source: ruinedchildhood)


soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

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(Source: braingremlinmovedblogs)


anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.


flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour


exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?


redsuspenders:

PEPIS

theboyfriendstagram:

harryisquirkeh:

harryisquirkeh:

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harry right now.

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update right now:

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IF HARRY WANTED TO DESCRIBE THE SHIRTS HE WOULD HAVE WRITTEN SOMETHING LIKE "matchy matchy" there is literally nooooooo fucking denial in his Instagram post. I already see people reaching. Why are people so afraid?
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gossip-candy:

they’re afraid they’ve been lied to and they’re feeling a bit dumb


Harry has done a lot of obvious stuff in the past but MAN THIS HAS TO BE THE WILDEST SHIT HE'S EVER DONE. This is not the usual lyrics that can be twisted in their meaning,this is a fucking picture everyone can see it there is literally no room for interpretation!!! And on the bullshit anniversary no less..I'm grabbing a glass of wine while I wait for people in denial to explain this
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ohthefond:

I know he’s done a lot of obvious things, but this takes top prize. THIS ONE WINS. A picture of two guys. In matching outfits. With the caption strong. Just. Strong. That’s it. You literally can’t misinterpret it though I’m sure there will be tons of reachers who will. It makes zero sense out of context! Harry is so ready. I don’t know if I am though!


ratchetlarry:

2014 and im still using liam’s hair to determine how old certain pictures are

(Source: jointlit)


(Source: anchoredlou)


legohousedea:

Strong. The most powerful lyrics, the most emotional song Louis had written for him. For them fighting against all odds. And here they are 4 years later. STRONG. He couldn’t choose better day, he couldn’t choose better song. Thank you Harry.


(Source: ruanv)